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	Alphabittle: What a stupid name! Even Alphabetty beats alphabittle. He's a boy. But you might prefer to call him Noodle-Soup as it's like... a thousand times less offensive than "Alphabittle". ... Alphabetty-Spaghetti?
	Royal Twist: I think she was named after a flavour of savoury ice-cream. I don't know who came up with that but I might have to kill them along with people who eat soy products. Even if I need to eat soy products in the future... Maybe I should go to the doctor about that whole possible lactose intolerance thing.
	Summer Bloom: She's a hippy-horse! And I just want you to know that even though vegetarians taste better if I were going to eat one I'd only eat the vegetarians who wear leather shoes. Because they deserve it. And you know, I've met very few vegetarians who are actually vegetarian. Most of them seem to eat either chicken or fish.
	Twilight Twinkle: Apart from the fact that all MLP's are named after porn stars, I'm quite sure that Twilight Twinkle is a hooker anyway. Check out her face! How exotic... or errotic. I can't remember right now. I'm tired.
	Boogie Woogie: Boogie Woggie? ... Boogie woogie?! ... My Little Ponies are suposed to be named after porn stars, not characters from the Nightmare Before Christmas!
	25th Birthday Edition Blossom, Minty and Snuzzle: The original 6 MLP's have been re-released for the 25th anniversary, which is this year. 1982 - 2007. They have been released in two box sets with 3 ponies in each. They even came with the original stlye combs, ribbons in their tails and even the flat feet. I'd also like to point out that they look sleep deprived and depressed in the original moulds.
	Blossom: I have two ponies, one second generation and another which is a thrid generation both name "Petal Blossom" and I wonder if they were based off Blossom here? I also wonder if the 25th b'day ponies will end up worth more than the actual original 6.
	Minty: You all know about me and Minty and the special connection we share right? As in, she's stalking me. Right? Would you called me paranoid if I attempted to argue that the real reason why the original 6 were re-released was so that first generation Minty would join the ranks? Or would you say I bought it upon myself by specifying that I wanted this set not the other?
	Snuzzle: Snuzzle looks kind of dirty, like she's slightly grey rather than white. I don't know if that's deliberate or not. I mean all the white ponies I own are proper white, even the old ones. Maybe she's made out of different plastic? Do you think they used to original recipe for the original 6? Lick me baby. Whatever.
	Garden Wishes: Yeah I know, they weren't even trying when they named this one. But I didn't have a third generation unicorn and man she's freaking bubblegum pink. BUBBLEGUM PINK! What? And in the toy store, me yelling at Potetoes "Theres all these freakin' pegasus ponies and no bloody unicorns!" Maybe doesn't seem too bad from here.