Return to the Asylum Return to the Toy Basket
	Jack Krauser: Look! It's Jack Krauser from Resident Evil! I hate that guy. He came from one of those mistery-box thingies where you just don't know what toy will be inside. He's so cool!
	Donatello Keychain: What? Some phreaky as Donatello keychain? It's massive and posable, even I wouldn't put this on my keys, not after I spent so long cleaning up all the crap that used to be on them. His face... scary shit man. The most evil looking face I've seen for a long while. The photo doesn't do it justice.
	Mini TMNT: Mini-turtles, I purchased them after seeing the new TMNT moive which is basically the best movie I've seen. Ever. Yes I went and saw it on the day that it came out. Why? Because somebody told me to. I probably wouldn't have bought these if I wasn't in a turtley mood from the movie. It was -that- good.
	Yami-Yugi & Seto Kaiba Yeah... I used to be a bit of a Yu-Gi-Oh fan. Not for the cards or the game, just for the show. It's seriously kinky you know? I have you seen the way they dress? Dude! Yu-Gi-Oh GX sucks, it's not nearly as kinky or story driven. Yeah ok, so it wasn't that much of a story to begin with. Whatever. The sexiest Yi-Gi-Oh character and seme in many a yaoific. Not that I read that sort of thing. Maybe I just like his coats? Or belts... I do love belts. One thing about these action figures is that they actually have an action that they do; Yu-Gi, has swivelly hips so it's like he's throwing his cards, even though they're stuck to his hands...  Kaiba has crotch slapping action. I'm not even kidding. Both of his hands are in a pretty suss position if you place them right but then you could argue that for any posable toy.
	Yu-Gi-Oh bag: One of my friends used to use this bag for school but she became sick of being mistaken for a 10 year old when using it so now it's mine. It has lots of pockets and even a sweet keyring on one of the zips.
	Super Mario Galaxy bubbles: A little star shaped bottle of bubble goo. Well, the bubbles don't last long when you blow them, the goo is too weak but that's ok because this was free. I got it while I was working at eGames '07. Nintendo were handing them out during their speeches.
	Foot Clan Ninja: I scored this guy, a TMNT Foot Clan Ninja, one from the TMNT movie no less, looks like new, all of his accessories from an opp shop for 50 cents. He's fan fucken tastic! He can even stand up on his own which suprised me with that awkwardly disproportionate body shape but then TMNT is awesome enough to ba able to defy the laws of logic so I can accept these things. His accessories include two swords, I suppose I should label one as a katana or some nerd will slap me up. The other... looks like maybe a fencing sword? I recall there being similar things around the house when Dad used to do kendo. He also came with a hocky stick or club or whatever they are. Geko thought it was a scythe... Heck maybe it is? A hocky club just seems more appropriate for TMNT for whatever reason.
	TMNT Soaper Heroes: Bob got me this for my 19th birthdax. I feel so fucking clean just looking at it. Seriously, how many soap bars can you list that have a blurb? A frikkin blurb! That's how clean it's going to make you. The soap itself is Mutant Apple flavour and it actually smells pretty good. Like those delicious lolly apples I really wish I had stashed in my bag right now. Maybe I'll get some when the Kopiko's run out. It's also engraved with a little TMNT, like the movie logo. But if I ever decide to use it that will rub off pretty quick.
	Soaper-Hero Soap Bar Mutant Apple Keeping the Kids Clean
	Soaper Heroes to the rescue! Mutant Soaper-Heroes to the rescue. This mutant apple scented soap bar packs a punch when it comes to clean up time. Dirt and grime will never win this battle when our Soaper-Heroes are around. Great for everyday use.