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	Zoot-Suit Donny (TMNT): The front cover of my 18th b'day card from Poteto, Donatello in a zoot-suit, that's like my two favouritest things ever. Heck yes.
	Morning Kiss (SSC): Mhakus giving Khyemus a morning kiss. This was the first page of the card. Fanart of my characters! Woot!
	Dib's plan (Invader Zim): Second page; it got a little bit creepy and hilarious of Dib's train of thought about how to capture Zim.
	Yes... Research... (Invader Zim): It's for all the right reasons I swear! This was the third page of the card. Yeah, I get hella b'day cards from Taterz, so bad that I have to open the present first and THEN read the card!
	Noodle-Rape (Mario): This came up in conversation once, so naturally it ended up on a b'day card of mine. Fifth page infact. It's something like tentacle-rape. Horrible tentacle-rape. Haha, that reminds me of something.
	Ritsuka & Soubi (Loveless): The two main characters from loveless; Ritsuka and Soubi were on the sixth and final page of my 18th b'day card from Poteto. It was so worth it.
	Eskimo X Emo: It's based on the song "I'm The Only Gay Eskimo" I don't know who it's by. It's a pretty hot picture though. Mmm, yeah. You go emo boy, molest that eskimo! If they had a baby it would be an "EskEmo".
	Charlie X Sawyer (Lost): "If I can't find any smutty Lost art I"ll just have to make my own!" -Poteto 'Nuff said.
	19th B'dax Card: Page one features Donatello in a straitjacket. Because they're hawt! He's been on nearly every card in some sort of (to me) kinky outfit.
	Page two involves Evangelion wall sex instead of the present. The present was a Robo-Raptor just for the reckord. But in cases like this I have to open the present before I can read the card. Because you know... it's supposed to be the other way around.
	Page three... Transformers porn... almost. That's Jazz. He bought lube! But I dunno if that kind of thing works so well on humans. You know there really is Transformers porno? Yeah, I've got some. Just so you know. But then we might have all already known that I collect weird porn.
	Page four is Hana Kimi! Yey! I love that! Of course, of course, never beat around the bush or bide your time or not approach somebody from fear of what somebody else will think... you'll just end up driving them into eachother's arms! Or maybe you want to...
	Page five, well we all remember a certain line from Invader Zim spoken by Dib and what could it have meant? I think GIR would prefer it if Dib gave him taquitoes instead.
	Page six has the Llamas! Oho... I don't know how happy they are about getting involved with one of these saucy b'dax cards. I mean, I'd want to be involved but you know, that's just me. When internet talking leads to internet stalking I'm the stalker. Has anyone else seen those advertisments on television? Maybe the asylum here is where the children go when they're "straying online"?
	Page seven is chibi party! Oh man, I could almost tell you that the shindig went down as well as this but there is a chance that I'd be lieing because I was ever so crunk at the time. I take care of my party pony... tie ribbons in her hair... when she meets her friends for a party... she's the prettyest pony there...