Return to the Asylum Return to the Toy Basket
	Puppy in my Pocket: An old set of "Puppy in my Pocket" dogs. Their names are: Zerk, Vanessa, Blair, Ghost, Cambridge, Big-Boy, Dice, Law, Starla and I can't remember the last one.
	Kitty in my Pocket: These are substantially newer than the dogs above being that they've re-released them. They've been doing that a lot recently. Their names are: Lala, Princess, Jenny, Jojo, Noodles, Punkin, Mischef and Bootsie. Man those names suck. Princess reminds me of Lord Augustus, the oldest cat in my Petz game and Jojo reminds me of Naruto due to the goggles. Punkin reminds me of my cat Fred and Bootsie sort of gives off this nasty vibe like a pedophile or date-rapist.
	Pepe - Barbie's Poodle: She is a Barbie dog I have owned since forever and I once saw one of these in an antique shop! Proof that they no longer make 'em like they used to. She has brushable fur and is fully posable. Pepe with her hat on. I don't have the bow-tie though. You know I don't remember if I got this new or second hand, because if I got her second hand then I would have gotten the hat seperate you know? They didn't have e-bay when I was a kid.
	Moggy Puss: What an imaginitive name! Lets just bare in mind that I was very young when I got this toy. He has marbles in his head so when you shake him he makes a "purring" sound. Although rattling marbles sounds nothing like purring.
	Piggie: My school does a foreign exchange program with a japanese school and one year a couple of my friends went on it. It was near my birthday and one of them came back with this for me. My friends know me too well.
	Baby Cub Suprise: Same brand but not nearly as cool as the dog version. I seem to have one anyway so whatever. I'd rather a cat one.
	Puppy Suprise: They've re-released these old things, but the new ones aren't as good. She used to have a collar like the bear one but I lost it when I took her to school once. I was 5 ok. 5 year olds loose things.
	Evil Neo Pets: These are some exceptionally freaky Neopets. I found them in an opp-shop toy basket exclaiming "3 for $1!" I don't know why I bought them because I'm pretty sure they're going to kill me in my sleep.
	Munchie: This is Munchie. I got him for the soul purpose that he looks like Munchie, the goat me and Potatoes named at the Royal Melbourne Show one year.
	Strawberry Shortcake dolls: These were McDonald's Happy Meal toys, Poteto has their heads, they're full of lipgloss. Either refer to them as Mangled Corpse or Exorcist Doll... but Exorcist Doll doesn't work as well without the head. The lipgloss tastes nothing like little girls' brains.