Return to the Asylum
Return to the Toy Basket
other toys
dragon Dragon:
This is my dragon, I got him for Christmas one year from one of my uncles.
He is extremely well made and sits by my computer on the desk.
Made by the same company as Munchie. Those toys rawk.
fire dragon Fire Dragon:
Another sweet dragon figurine, this one is breathing fire.
pteri
Neo Pets - Pteri:
This is another evil neopet.
It's in kahoots with the freakish cat-things. Very evil indeed. And it's a pigeon...
Just like I saw at the shops the other day. It also has a stupid name... Pteri... like when you spit in a tin.
monkey lova
Neo Pets - Mynci:
Another evil neopet, Monkey-Lova! Look where his label is, that's just plain indecent! Monkey-Lova is obviously the creepiest. He makes me wanna yell out: "Hey! You in the bushes!"
He also has a stupid name; Mynci.
bruce
Neo Pets - Bruce:
This is Bruce. The only Neopet with a normal name.
I don't know what the cat things are but the pigeon is called 'Pteri' and Monkey-Lova is a 'Mynci', but here, no, this is 'Bruce' I'm not even kidding with you.
His name is suspicious because it isn't strange like the others which somehow makes it more obscure.
dom
DOM:
This is DOM (short for Dominatrix). She was a Christmas pressie.
She has tiny handcuffs and one of those "I'm cheap buy me now!" stickers from JB HI-FI.
Honestly I'm suprised they're allowed to sell these things, I looked at the label and it had pictures of the others in the set she's from and one of them is called 'Pussy Gallore'. I don't know if that's better or worse than having an MLP called Lickety Split.
anika
Cat-Walk Kitty - Anika:
This is Anika, she is a Cat-Walk Model or something which seems to be similar to Bratz only aimed at furries rather than normal little girls. I wish they had these when I was a child.
I think Anika might be DOM's half-sister.
kimp mum and steve Kitty in my Pocket - Mum & Steve:
A mother cat with her two kittens and Steve the Stoner cat. A small plasticine cat Potetoes made for me.
afro ken Afro Ken:
This is Afro Ken. He's not as marketable as Hello Kitty, I dunno why. He has a green afro with... apples in it. There are also ones with little birdys and stuff in ther hair.
He was compared to an old Hana Barbera cartoon called "Help it's the Hair Bear Bunch" which apparently sucked arse. But that's not the point.
Afro Ken is cool.
ken Afro Ken's afro is detachable, I believe this function is for those moments when the fact that Afro Ken was not only thought of, but also successfully marketed and sold.
The afro must be removed in order to conserve your sanity as Afro Ken is a pretty intense kind of guy.